changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

• blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
• on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
• christmas is illegal
• the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
• post limit is 1 post per day
• selfies are banned
• you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
• baldness is illegal

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

monomi045:

The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just

and then

stridersdickrider:

you guys dont know what real literature is

amoying:

swiggitty swood thats fuckin rude

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

toiletbowling:

heelys down the isle at my wedding

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first